notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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trynottodrown:

this cat is cooler than i’ll ever be

trynottodrown:

this cat is cooler than i’ll ever be

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Wanna smoke?
the potential beginning of a beautiful friendship (via stonerthings)

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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Send me a number :)

  • 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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